Have you ever heard of “Topgolf” before?
Take a large mall, and slice off the very end. Point the open half of that end toward a huge arena of fake grass. The arena is surrounded by pillars holding up a huge net, enclosing everything. The arena also has about a half-dozen huge vats, each vat more than large enough to swallow a helicopter whole. Put folks in what’s left of the slice (you know, the one you took off the end of that mall?), give them golf clubs, golf balls, little patches of fake grass to stand on, food, drinks, and the objective of hitting the golf balls into the vats. Don’t forget to make ’em pay exorbitant hourly rates to do so.
That’s “Topgolf.”
