I chose to focus on this lovely lady in her red scarf because she chose me!
When? About 10 minutes before the start of mass.
Where? In the women’s bathroom.
Why? She was extremely concerned about the lack of toilet paper and/or a functioning lock in each stall, and she requested my services in holding the door shut for her while she relieved herself.
I really like her, not only because of her general old-school charm and reasonably engaging small talk, but also because of her bravado in talking to a stranger (me) about potentially socially awkward notions (such as women needing to urinate – *gasp*)!
Also, can someone wake up Jojo?